February 2012
Worst/Best
tylerknott:
I think that true love is preferring one someone at their worst than any number of other someones at their most pristine and absolute best. -Tyler Knott Gregson-
I really like this.
This is a very touching thought.
If there was an award for ‘Best at Panicking’ I’d have won it several times over.
Heck, I’d be chairman of the award committee.
The little statuette would be a figure of me crying.
In other news, I just dribbled on myself.
Well this is awkward.
Ahhh I need to listen to Brand New again. I listened to The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me every day for three months and oh gosh now I need it. Physically need it.
Okie dokie!
Pudding in t-minus 35 minutes.
Pudding, you guys! Pudding!!
chrscolfr:
i am that person who spends 5% of the shower washing and cleaning myself and the other 95% conjuring up speeches to recite at future award shows
FACT: 86% of Academy Award voters are 50 or older....
fat-bastard-mycroft:
mycroftismight:
weasleysgotstyle:
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no
no that’s not why hp won nothing
Harry Potter doesn’t win anything because the Harry Potter movies aren’t very good. And they certainly aren’t Academy Award material. It’s not because 62 year olds do the voting.
One week til new jeans time!
Also boots.
And vintage sweaters.
Oh gosh.
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I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me.
Is that how you do it
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say, yes. This is how you do it, more or less. Everyone I have ever dated I have just sort of stumbled...
So my Nan has decided to start putting things out for verge collection and has just, without asking, begun to put out my things.
Things that I own and paid for.
She has taken it upon herself to just throw my belongings away.
And when I asked her why the fuck she thinks that’s an acceptable thing to do, she said that ‘she can’t have my stuff clogging up her...
Oh, I want a studio apartment.
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
Watchawwww yisss
my uncle just called me in to check out this show about crystal skulls and now we’re both mocking it
good times
these people are crackers though
I’m watching that episode of Sex and the City where Big buys Carrie that purse and she says ‘I love you’ in response (which is hilariously timely, might I add).
And she hates the purse.
And I’m legitimately confused because its shaped like a sparkly mallard.
Who wouldn’t want a sparkly mallard purse?
I know we’re being set up to think that the purse is...
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Why Do Cats Purr?
fakescience:
… casually researching the effects of swallowing broken glass…
I write nice normal things.
Yes.
I do.